Diff between Wife & Girlfriend
10:40 PM - Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Some people say:
Wife is a HARIMAU ...............Girlfriend is HARI HARI MAHU
And some say:
Wife is like TV, Girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
At home watch TV, Go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding.
Most Important, TV got remote but HP don't have.
Last but not least.......
TV do not have virus but HP have VIRUS......
Once get it, HABIS LAH.
So better choose TV lah
RM500!!!!!!!!!!
12:11 AM - Wednesday, September 30, 2009
OMG!!! I lost my church money collecting card that's worth RM500!!!!
where am i to go far that much money???
im not rich.. i mean.. i wish i was...
man... im a very good hypocrite, thas why not much people know that im sad within....
haizz...... TO ALL... IF THERE'S JOB OPPURTUNITY FOR ANY 16 YEAR OLD GUY, PLEASE INFORM ME....
richard_navindran007@hotmail.complease.....................
Yours devestated,
Richard Navindran
Tomboys.....
12:39 AM - Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Come on la.. Whats wrong if the girl you like is a tomboy????
Maybe its a bad thing.... but.... its worse when she doesnt admit that she is one...
snickers instead of heels..... t shirts and pants instead of dresses...
please... thats a tomboy right there.......
hahahaha.......
Especially Miss.
J hahaha..
hope you dont see this...
Yours rolling on floor laughing,
Richard Navindran
The Day I Acted Stupid-ly
11:08 PM - Monday, September 28, 2009
Guess what happened today........... Not really today la..
But, i thought exam starts today....
Padahal, exam NEXT WEEK!!!! I so damn semangat bring an empty bag with only a couple of notebooks....
And by God's grace, none of the teachers noticed that i didnt bring my books..
Phew....!!!
THANK YOU GOD!!!
Yours thankful,
Richard Navindran
My numbers
9:31 PM - Friday, September 25, 2009
Hellow....
It's me.. Your passionate blogger again.... Listen...
I got a new number and a new phone..!!! N93 SEH!!!!
hahahaha..... ggrrr...
okay... im still using my Digi number... 0102762695
I bought a secondary Maxis number...... 0176652762
So... one of these numbers.... Any of it.. You can contact me with... ^^
Yours excited,
Richard Navindran
Lawyer Lee...... (heheh)
1:13 AM - Thursday, August 13, 2009
There is this Law firm (LEE & LEE Associates) owner whois very religious wan, his fengshui sifu told me that he can only hire lawyer with surname "LEE" to work under him, and strangely he managed to get all the LEE's lawyers to work for him!
One day my frend TunaSingh who just graduated from law skool goan asked for an interbiu in LEE's Law firm and strangely this LEE also asked him to come for the interbiu without asking whether his name is closely associated with "LEE" anot.During the interbiu everything went go smoothly till the end where LEE told TunaSingh :
LEE : I m actually very implessed with your resume, but there is one problem.
Tuna : What is the problem sir?
LEE : Well you see ... I only hire lawyer whose name are closely related to "LEE" if not .. i wont hire them to work for me wan and your name is TunaSingh ... i dont see any relation to "LEE" so ...
Tuna : Lidat lu abit racist ledi la!
LEE : Ya la! sorry la! this is what my fengshui sifu told me wan ... i dare not defy him ler! if not I dem jialat wei!
Tuna : ok ok i understand ... not to worry.
LEE : Thank you for your time and effort.
That night TunaSingh come to tell us his problem and asked us if we could help him to come up with a name that is closely related to "LEE" and also will not effect his status as a sikh one. After hours of yum sing we finally found a name that is 100% suitable to him one!
A day later, TunaSingh go back to find LEE again .....
LEE : Eh .. TunaSingh, I thot I told you we only hire lawyers with name closely related to "LEE" wan?
Tuna : Yes u did! Thats why i kambek here again for my job!
LEE : Har? but your name does not have any relation with "LEE" wan wat?
Tuna : Oh ..... dont worry about that la! I consulted my chinese frend ledi and they gave me a new name and I just went to the registration department to change my name ledi.
LEE : Change name??!! nid meh?! So ... whats your new name now?
Tuna : Now my name is "Bangga-LEE" sir!
LEE :
NYONYA BODOH.... ZZZZ
12:08 AM - Sunday, July 26, 2009
Satu hari seorang nyonya first time datang KL.
Lepas kena loteri, dia check-in hotel mewah. Dia diiringi pelayan (BellBoy) ke bilik penginapannya.
Apabila pelayan menutup pintu, nyonya melihat sekelilingnya. Tiba tiba nyonya menjadi marah lalu berkata....
" Sekius mi, lu ingat wa tua, mali kampong, tada tau duduk hotel?
Lu kasi ini bilik ka? Kicik! Tada TB, tada lemari, katil titun pun tada!
Haiya mau tipu olang kah?"
Pelayan itu pun menjawab........
'Sabar lah nyonya...., ini baru LIFT!!!!!!!'
Yours in favour,
Richard Navindran